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akeelahandthebinapartment23:

thefutureisdoomed:

drpr0bablyn0t:

of course size matters!!!! no one wants a small……. glass of wine!!!!! LOL

SO true, Sharon! ;)

Sharon, you’re such a wild card! Say hi to Mark and the kids for me!!

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sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

safeguards:

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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